The Boy Scout Oath
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The Boy Scouts of America announced Tuesday it is affirming its ban on gay members, following a secret two-year review of the policy.
The Boy Scouts are well-known for their commitment to character building and upright moral behavior, having produced Eagle Scouts such as former Washington D.C. mayor and noted crackhead Marion Barry; serial killers Arthur Gary Bishop, John Edward Robinson and Texas Tower Sniper Charles Whitman; Watergate felons John Erlichman and H.R. Haldeman, Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps.
And Donald Rumsfeld.