The Skinniest Pirate

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For those whose knowledge of American gastronomy is woefully incomplete, Twinkies have been "tingling [American] tastes buds for more than 80 years".

And for those whose doctors have warned them that their blood is running a bit too freely through veins and arteries entirely devoid of plaque, Twinkies can be (and are) deep-fried.