It's a Family Affair
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Got thinking today, what's it going to take to make Herman Cain quit? He's like one of those inflatable dolls (no, not THAT kind of inflatable doll!) that you punch and it bounces back up again and again.
Today's gem was: "I've got to think about my family first. That is absolutely my No. 1 priority."
That prompted a trip to Google, where it was revealed that he and Gloria have been married since ... 1968. Think they've got a prenup? Not a chance! Think she's gonna get a decent settlement? Hahahaha!!! It may start with 9-9-9, but it will have a lot of zeroes after that.
Bringing us to ... Sly and The Family Stone.