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I went down the hill to the harbor last night to catch the sunset, and ran into a fisherman I'm friendly with, who handed over an extremely fresh dinner appetizer. "Before it goes in the pot," he said, "take it for a bit of exercise. The flesh will be a bit firmer."
Okay, he didn't really say that. But it sure is fun to see people's reactions when you're out walking your octopus.
Bonus: if you've never seen this superb Robert Carlyle Johnnie Walker ad, it's well worth six minutes of your time.