11.27.2008

"See you in London, dogg."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The good folk of south Manchester, England are reportedly just as excited about this piece of news, though there is word that they intend to lobby for the removal of the running part. How can a manly chap smoke theatrically all day long AND be expected to run for?

rm

Roberto said...

The thing is, they've already got standalone shooting in the Olympics. Japanese PM Taro Aso was a competitor, once upon a time.

Anonymous said...

Lobbyists from the USA are said to be pushing for the introduction of a couple of new related events. Freestyle drive-by pistol shooting and drive-by automatic spray fire, with extra points for unarmed female victims as well as for maximum spread of targets hit with under 100 shells fired in one burst. The NRA and makers of machine pistols are said to be much in favour of this event, and it is rumoured that soon to be discovered is evidence of how the original signatories to the American Constitution had such activities written in as an inviolable American right, only for the clause to be erased by a pinko liberal animal-rights activist who didn't think it would be fair on the horses.

rm

 
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